Testicle Talk With b0ll0cks

Welcome to the first edition of testicle talk with b0ll0cks. Today friends, we talk testicles! It seems to be all the rage on the news and at airports, and the topic certainly seems like it's going to stick around for awhile.

Although this is indeed a rather serious matter, I just can't help but poke fun at the topic. At 42 years of age I still chuckle when someone says testicles. Yes, I know I have the maturity level of a 9 year old. Still, you say testicles, I say there's something funny to be said no matter how serious the matter really is.

It seems testicles in the media started a few days ago when boy George our 43rd president, told a joke on national t.v. about his father, George Sr., president 41's testicle humor. The joke is as follows, and as much as the Bush family annoys me, I must admit it is funny.

Apparently after an operation, Bush 41 asked his nurse, “Ma’am are my testicles black?” said Bush 43. “And he says are my testicles black?!” Then, after she reaches for the sheet, he says again: “Are my test results back?”


That George Sr. certainly is a funny guy !

Click here for the full story and video of boy George telling the joke.

Now that was a funny joke, but on a more serious note people are pretty upset about the T.S.A.'s new invasive screening procedures for boarding planes. The Transportation Security Administration, or Testicle Screening Agency: an agency established in 2001 to safeguard United States transportation systems and insure safe air travel hasn't figured out that Americans are a little sensitive about having their private parts groped and photographed in the name of national security.


This is why laws like the Patriot Act are a bad thing. Thank God people are finally speaking up and not saying "well I don't have anything to hide, so whats the big deal ?" I guess its all fun and games till a perfect stranger grabs your nuts! Now you do have something to hide ! All those people who said "I don't have anything to hide, so whats the big deal?" now you see what the big deal is ! You have the right to not have someone stick their hands down your pants looking for contraband. You have the right to not have your genitals photographed or x-rayed for a perfect stranger to look at. This is where all this "I don't have anything to hide" is leading. Everyone feels safer till a stranger grabs their testicles, then they're outraged.

We all let this happen, and it really is time for people to wake up and take back their constitutional rights to privacy. It's time to stop acting like obedient Nazi's who just follow orders and do as they're told. I guess the bigger question here is, if one of these terrorist morons sticks a bomb up his ass, are we willing to go through a full cavity search before we get on a plane? Why not, you don't have anything to hide ! I look forward to the day when a proctologist stuffs his hand up my ass looking for contraband in the name of national security. I know I'll feel safer and why not I have nothing to hide !

Check out these news articles for more information on this topic.

Infowars’ TSA Abuse Story Number 1 Worldwide

TSA Now Putting Hands Down Fliers’ Pants

TSA Targets Tyner In Effort To Chill Nationwide Backlash


Owen JJ Stone and John Tyner – TSA Caught with Their Hands Down Our Pants & Groping Our Rights

John Tyner's Blog and Personal Account

The TSA image on the site was put into public domain by http://www.naturalnews.com/030356_TSA_Nazi.html. Thanks guys !